Sexuality

The only thing I know for certain about my sexuality is this: I am very horny. other than that I can't figure out if I just want good sex with no ties(it'd be nice to have good sex in general, seeing as its never happened), love with good sex, friends to have good sex with, or none at all. The horra! Everytime I think I want a certain type of relationship or person, I get it and it turns out all wrong, leaving me confused again. Maybe its the right relationship and the person, at the right time? I don't know. One thing is for certain, it'd be nice to have an orgasm without having to involve my hand. My criteria is getting more picky by the day, heres the list so far Boy: Vegan, big dick (no longer than 9 inches and VERY thick), tattooed and pierced, sense of humor, nice body, nice eyes, can give me and orgasm, has a vasectomy, a good friend and lover, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask for LOL. Girl: all of the above - the vasectomy and huge dick + a nice vagina with no smell. Anybody?